Less than 5 weeks to go. I don't have much of an update other than complaining about aches and pains... Which nobody wants to hear about. So, instead I'll share with you a story that only a pregnant woman could truly understand but pretty much anyone could laugh at. Feel free to laugh away, I did and every time I think back on this little episode, it makes me giggle.
I was reading a book in Zoey's room on the rocker, drinking my coffee... All of a sudden the coffee goes down the wrong pipe and I end up spewing coffee everywhere and then pee myself because... You know, I'm choking. 😫😓😱
In the other room, Chris was cooking breakfast in the kitchen and kind of stuck (not wanting to burn the breakfast or our apartment down) and couldn't come help me. BUT here's the kicker... To top it all off...
While I'm cleaning the glider/rocker (quickly) so the coffee doesn't stain (still sitting in my own piss), LINUS of all dogs decided to shit in the room up against the wall onto the carpet. He NEVER goes in the house!!! BUT...
That morning it was pouring rain and he always refuses to go poop until it clears up. However, he always holds it in! BUT clearly the planets aligned just right because we also had the dishwasher running and he is terrified of that (for whatever reason) and I think he got all upset and just had to go. :/
Let's just say the only thing I could do is laugh. It's straight out of one of those girly chick flick comedies.
Oh, and I finished my baby blanket, see below:
I was reading a book in Zoey's room on the rocker, drinking my coffee... All of a sudden the coffee goes down the wrong pipe and I end up spewing coffee everywhere and then pee myself because... You know, I'm choking. 😫😓😱
In the other room, Chris was cooking breakfast in the kitchen and kind of stuck (not wanting to burn the breakfast or our apartment down) and couldn't come help me. BUT here's the kicker... To top it all off...
While I'm cleaning the glider/rocker (quickly) so the coffee doesn't stain (still sitting in my own piss), LINUS of all dogs decided to shit in the room up against the wall onto the carpet. He NEVER goes in the house!!! BUT...
That morning it was pouring rain and he always refuses to go poop until it clears up. However, he always holds it in! BUT clearly the planets aligned just right because we also had the dishwasher running and he is terrified of that (for whatever reason) and I think he got all upset and just had to go. :/
Let's just say the only thing I could do is laugh. It's straight out of one of those girly chick flick comedies.
Oh, and I finished my baby blanket, see below:
Lol! What a morning for the Rojeck family! Love mom and grams.
ReplyDeleteI want to also let you know that the blanket is beautiful. A keepsake forever.
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